Jokes
a few musical jokes for you all

Here's a joke Ed Spranke sent me in 2002:

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms.
Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to
borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog
says that his name is Kermit Jagger, my dad is Mick Jagger, and that
it's ok, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a
substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some
collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as
collateral. Sure, I have this," replies the frog and produces a tiny
pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and
perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to
consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds
the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there
who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use
this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean,
what the heck is this?"

(Are you ready???)

 

 

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack,
Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

 

 

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